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Guv: 03
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| Supp Nuggetts fans, welcome to Guv's new updated page. Yet
another new look for Nuggetts, which seems to change its face more often
than Michael Jackson. This should be the last one, so stay tuned. Thanks for
all the good feedback after the Driving Tips feature last time, email or
talk to me if you want a word. Cheers, Guv |
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Ruggers: |
The Rugby World Cup seems to have made egg-chasing fashionable all of a
sudden. With all the crap teams (Samoa, Argentina, Italy, Wales) knocked out of
the competition, now is the time when it all heats up. What�s more, the English
team are still there and are among the favorites to win it. Wouldn�t that be
nice? But that�s not the main reason to watch rugby, oh no. Anyone who�s ever
seen the All Blacks play will know that they do a ridiculous dance called the
�Haka� before every game, to try and scare the other team. Obviously not many
people understand the words- it is gibberish. But with a little help from your
man-in-the-know Guv, you can sing along at home�
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Ringa pakia
(Slap the hands against the thighs)
Uma tiraha
(Puff out the chest)
Turi whatia
(Bend the knees)
Hope whai ake
(Let the hip follow)
Ka mate! Ka mate!
(It is death!, It is death!)
Ka ora! Ka ora!
(It is life!, It is life!)
Ka mate! Ka mate!
(It is death! It is death!)
Ka ora! Ka ora!
(It is life! It is life!)
Waewae takahia kia kino
(Stamp the feet as hard as you can)
Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru
(This is the hairy man)
Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra
(Who caused the sun to shine again for me)
Upane, Upane
(Up the ladder, Up the ladder)
Upane, Kaupane
(Up to the top)
Whiti te ra
(The sun shines!) |
These lyrics are 100% genuine and should help you enjoy the New Zealand team
even more, as they romp to victory. |
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David Logan hate campaign: |
| Yet again the Copleston business community has David Logan
to thank for another bloody massive homework campaign. The serial offender,
who likes to carry financial reports round with him for fun to fill the
lonely hours between business lessons, has landed classmates in the shit
again. This time lucky students have to spend their evenings swatting up on
Dyson vacuum cleaners, after he bought one for his mum�s Birthday last week.
Spotting some empty time in his schedule over the next month, he �suggested�
to Mr. �Cat� Schofield that he set some Dyson-inspired assignments. David
Logan is a nice lad, but somebody needs to stop him before it�s too late.
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Guv�s
advice: |
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Enough advice about Guv�s employers, the mighty
BHS- this month I am advising everyone to try out the new Big Tasty
Burger at McDonalds. Filled with tasty 1/3 pounder meat, crunchy lettuce,
tasty sauce, tender cheese and succulent tomatoes, this really is one mouth
watering burger. It might not be around forever so show your support now
before it�s too late. Buy one from Big G on the A12, or from Guv�s
ex-employers at Cardinal Park. |
Thanks for your support, please visit us soon!
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